May 2012
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I was opening an ice cream cone and when I popped it open I made this weird inhuman sound like
HUUUUUH HUUUUH HUUUUUUUUHHHHHHH
neopetpickuplines:
lets draik this to the bedroom and ill shoyru my krawk
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pizzaroo:
spacefaeries:
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magicnein replied to your post: I feel so horrible right now that I’m…
You’re Lactose Intolerant? That has to suck.
IT SUCKS A LOT OMFG esp because I just developed it like a month ago and I love milk products so I still eat them and then get really ill :c
note to anon: thank you for your kind words. <3
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pro-tip refresher course:
fyoras-holy-butthole:
Tagging Neotag refers to the community on Tumblr
Tagging Neopets refers to the actual website.
Tagging both is unnecessary unless it’s like a giveaway or something that would benefit everyone seeing.
OH MY GOD
SO I’VE GOTTEN FOUR SUBMISSIONS FOR MY TAG GAME SO FAR AND THEY’RE ALL HILARIOUS
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okay I love playing neotag games and I love getting submissions like the map game. so uh I want you guys to draw a picture of anything that reminds you of my blog or whatever, like a mootix or a pteri or something. I’ll be posting my favourite 10 :D submit them directly to this blog.
uhhhh this will end before 9pm NST so yeah.
note: you don’t have to be an amazing artist, I like...
basicusuls:
Tonight, on Everybody hates Breckinridge...
distortionturnback:
omg
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bruce banner
aisu10:
actual-cannibal-dirk-strider:
bruce banner
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I agree
bruce banner
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remember when saying “MYOB” and “talk to the hand” was such a big insult/a great comeback
OH, 2000s
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baby you’re like the roo island merry go round
50np a ride
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:/
stickyhand:
one of you said glasses always look great on peophins so i was like yeah they’re probably right and i did this and you’re wrong
omfg
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I hate people who make boards rating music taste
what makes you so entitled?
looool
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NC Mall Update
itemsofneopia:
Combining yesterday and today’s Future Fashions updates into one post. :)
Yesterday, the Future Fashions shop started stocking a Springabee Tutu for those interested in it.
Cost: 150 NC
Today, they released the Baby Mystery Capsule!
Cost: 150 NC
In addition to past Baby items, it also has a chance of awarding you with a Baby Oversized Toy, Baby Tuxedo or Baby Button...
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my week long silencing will be done in 10 hours.
My sweet neotag! I have returned!
wraithkorbat:
Well you probably won’t remember me but I had a neoblog a few months ago but I left it due to exams then my dickhead little brother deleted it -____-
But I am back and better than ever. Please like this if you’re a neoblog I want to follow you all again!
I MISSED YOU
do you guys think tnt made the practice team chias because they read the neotag or is it just a coincidence
nixi-ixi:
scariest fucking thing i’ve seen today
looks like he’s related to jay leno
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can I just say how much I fucking hate dell laptops
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I had to change my icon back to my beloved mootix, it was too weird.
Anyway, as I’m 6 followers away from 700, I’d just like to thank everyone for being awesome and putting up with my shitty posts. :)
if you’d asked me in january how many followers i anticipated to have in 5 months, i would have said like 40. i had no idea what was going to happen. the neotag has literally...
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this conversation actually happened between me and...
*everyone reminiscing about the past*
friend: oh my god, remember neopets?
everyone: oh, haha, yeah!
me: i still play that
me: like every day
friend:
me:
friend: i can't tell if you're being sarcastic
me: i'm not
friend:
me:
friend: i still can't tell
me: i'm literally not
friend:
me:
friend:
me:
friend:
me:
Anonymous asked: Did you visit the snowager before you left ><
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Anonymous asked: Ever do the drinky drank? Was it illegal or legal? Did you like it?
unusul:
I’m not very good at making people happy but at least I’m good at Adver Video.
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me: *spends an hour photoshopping a hilarious manipulation*
*it gets 30 notes at most*
me: *types some stupid pun*
*it gets 160 notes in half an hour*
neopianangst:
sometimes people ask things like “how do you earn your NP” and the answer is actually this
every weekend I just go to the flash games and I put on Joanna Newsom’s Have One On Me and the rule is I can’t stop playing until the whole album is done
that’s how you become successful in life.
I do this too but I do it to the 100 hour version of nyan cat
neopianangst:
neopets dot com teaches u how to draw a potato
this is my attempt
i wish u all luck with your endeavors
i am so good
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how do lesbians settle arguments?
scissors, scissors, scissors.
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tuviera reblogged your photo
This is the funniest thing ever. Mostly because I have a chocolate kacheek xD
…
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when people say i’m funny all i can picture is me going up on a stage and talking to an audience about phallic items and vulgarity on a children’s pet site for an hour and a half
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pooglesandprejudice replied to your photo
when I joined the neotag you were seeking a chocolate kacheek. blimey.
IT HAS LITERALLY BEEN OVER FIVE MONTHS SINCE I JOINED THE NEOTAG AND THE ENTIRE TIME I HAVE BEEN SEEKING A CHOCOLATE KACHEEK LIKE THIS IS ACTUALLY RIDICULOUS
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mom: you sure are nutty tonight
me: i'm insalted
Anonymous asked: IF HAPPY EVER AFTER DID EXSISTTTTT
elementary school
friend: knock knock
me: who's there
friend: banana
me: banana who
friend: knock knock
me: who's there
friend: banana
me: banana who
friend: knock knock
me: who's there
friend: banana
me: banana who
friend: knock knock
me: who's there
friend: orange
me: orange who
friend: ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN'T SAY BANANA?
the entire class screams with laughter at such a high pitch that it isn't audible. the teacher flips her desk over and jumps out the window whilst on fire, produced by how quickly she was shaking with suffocating laughter. there's mass chaos. my friend wins the nobel peace prize for best joke ever told. bananas everywhere have been given a new name.
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neopianlyfe replied to your post: psa don’t tell someone to kill themselves no…
im sorry jess but i completley disagree with this. anybody has the right to say anything, and its no one elses business, except for the person saying it, and the person being told it.
i’m not talking about specific people, i don’t even know what’s going on (because I really don’t give a...
psa don’t tell someone to kill themselves no matter how shitty they act online, they still have people who care about them irl and are probably looking for the attention online that they are lacking in other areas. you only make yourself look like an asshole by telling someone to kill themselves, and uh i mean imagine how shitty you’d feel if they actually did it.
kittyneo:
spacefaeries:
theswampghoul:
glymes:
ogrinofspecies:
passive aggressive post bitching about passive aggressive posts
reblog with long passive aggressive speech
hilarious gif that has nothing to do with the bitching
ultimate white horse post despite distracting irrelevant gif
Long-winded rant about being offended by one of the above posters.
#neotag
