SEDUCTIVE MOOTIX

not in any relation to the down for maintenance pteri

listed at the neopets directory.

it scares me how opinionated i am over a children's virtual pet site.

hi my name is jess and i've been playing neopets since i was a little kid. it makes me smile.

this is a general neopets blog, established in late january of 2012. on it, you can find my pitiful attempts to be funny, some screenshots, and a lot of bitching.

i love maralie, siera, vaspim, eli, olivia, alex, rory, kayla, paige, rachel, safi and all of my fellow neotaggers. i try to follow all of the neopets blogs that i see, so if i'm not following you, send me a message! i swear, i don't bite. hard.

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neopianangst: oh my god oh my god please do not let them ever discover this error i want this forever I’M FUCKING SCREAMING

neopianangst:

oh my god oh my god please do not let them ever discover this error i want this forever

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING

(Source: avatarchatter)


I was opening an ice cream cone and when I popped it open I made this weird inhuman sound like

HUUUUUH HUUUUH HUUUUUUUUHHHHHHH　


neopetpickuplines:

lets draik this to the bedroom and ill shoyru my krawk

(via tai-kai)


[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

pizzaroo:

(via usukireject)



magicnein replied to your post: I feel so horrible right now that I’m…

You’re Lactose Intolerant? That has to suck.

IT SUCKS A LOT OMFG esp because I just developed it like a month ago and I love milk products so I still eat them and then get really ill :c 

note to anon: thank you for your kind words. <3


pro-tip refresher course:

fyoras-holy-butthole:

Tagging Neotag refers to the community on Tumblr

Tagging Neopets refers to the actual website.

Tagging both is unnecessary unless it’s like a giveaway or something that would benefit everyone seeing.

(Source: fyoras-holy-buttole)


OH MY GOD

SO I’VE GOTTEN FOUR SUBMISSIONS FOR MY TAG GAME SO FAR AND THEY’RE ALL HILARIOUS


okay I love playing neotag games and I love getting submissions like the map game. so uh I want you guys to draw a picture of anything that reminds you of my blog or whatever, like a mootix or a pteri or something. I’ll be posting my favourite 10 :D submit them directly to this blog. 

uhhhh this will end before 9pm NST so yeah.  

note: you don’t have to be an amazing artist, I like humour and all that stuff. okay go. :D



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